Emily and Tammy, with the help of David Spade, need to give away three Christmas presents, so they're going to interview a group of people, some naughty and some nice, to find those most deserving of Santa's toys.
Here are my answers. Cross your fingers I can impress them with my awesomeness. Because I want All The Things.
1. How many speeding tickets have you gotten?
Zero. Nada. Zilch. Yes, I am THAT perfect. I was pulled over for a headlight out once and got a warning. My husband on the other hand...
2. Can you pitch a tent?
If it comes with those thin poles that elasticize together, and it's a relatively small dome, then YES. Better yet, the kid sized ones that snap into being when you pull it out of the nylon bag. That counts, right?
3. What was your worst vacation ever?
In fourth grade, my class took a trip to the Big Island to see the erupting volcano, and then didn't see it because there was a tsunami warning. We spent our time in a school gym until we got the all clear. Then when we were back home on Oahu, I GOT LEFT AT THE AIRPORT. That's right, the school bus left without me and my BFF (we were in the bathroom) and we cried until some security guard found us and helped us call home. Worst. Vacation. Ever.
4. What was the last thing you bought over $100?
I'd say books (Merry Christmas to me) but I guess those are a bunch of little things, right? So...a brown leather chaise for my writing room. I know--awesomesauce.
5. We're handing you the keys to what?
My new beachfront house in Lanikai. *dreams*
6. What was the last meal you cooked that made even you sick?
Stroganoff. The mushrooms were bad bad bad. We had to dump it and I went out for a tray of orange chicken instead.
7. Fill in the blank: Oh my gosh! Becky, look at her butt! It is so big. She looks like ______?
...one of those rap guys' girlfriends. Oh, am I supposed to be original here? Um, she looks like...me. Haha. Big booty girls unite!
8. What was your first car?
A red Honda Accord. Exciting, I know.
9. Your best friend falls and gets hurt. Do you ask if he/she's okay or laugh first?
Neither. I immediately get down to help her up, ask if she's okay, then glare at anyone who might be laughing.
10. What's the worst song ever?
Um...this one. I think it's pretty self-explanatory.
Pick me, David, pick me!